Another beautiful morning in the land of the Swartz or so we thought. Little did we know a spy was in our midst yesterday, ready to rock the ever uneasy boat we all sit in. The Big Guy, the usual ruler of the land, leads with an oblivious and soft hand with his underling doing the majority of law enforcement through harsh words and unfunny jokes. How naive we all were to think that the Big Guy was the king of the land, but you know what they say behind every good man is a good woman, well in our case he is a mediocre man with an insane woman, introduce the Pant Wearer. Now the Pant Wearer prefers to have her presence felt rather than ever being seen. This is where the spy comes into play, he came in very harmless, looking at the new home for the people of the Swartz, "this is very nice," he said.
The unfortunate part came the day after, fire and brimstone rained down on the people as they entered, "what happened?" they asked. Life had been rolling on at a pleasant pace, as the Big Guy had been on a mission for several weeks and did little to disrupt the flow. The Pant Wearer's spy through everything off balance. Unfortunately the Pant Wearer was upset with the state of the Big Guys throne room and started the "Waterfall of Hate" This does nothing but anger everyone is touches, starting with the Big Guy, then the Tortoise, then the Princess and finally the lowly serfs. It's hard to say when the world will turn around, for now all seems quite, but the winds of change have started and there's no telling what will happen next.
To Be Continued
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